b4 barra apple

 c4 chota apple

 d4 doosra apple

 e4 eik aur apple

 f4 free ka apple

 g4 green apple

 h4 ha ha ha

 

 ho gaya na pait kharab or khao itne apple

 

 

 

 

 

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 ~~~GOOD MORNING~~~

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 Ab kya neeche Nashta dhoond rhe ho…..

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 Aik bar keh tu diya

 *~~~GOOD MORNING~~~*

 

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 Ek Makhi Ki Halat Bht Kharab Thi

 Woh Doctor K Pass Gai

 Doctor:

 Kiya Hua?

 Makhi:

 Bus Chai(Tea) Main Gir Gai Thi

 Pene Wale Sahab Ne Choos Choos Ker Halat Kharab Ker Di

 

 

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 Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

 Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

 Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….

 Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

 

 

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  Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

 us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…

 maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

 

 

 Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

 

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi main, badi josh ke sath! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur...